People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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