Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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