i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Randomize
