Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Me too!
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
