Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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