check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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