I hope mine doesn't look like that
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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