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(815): View more from Illinois

Why did you send me a picture of a dick?

(630): View more from Illinois

It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.

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(585): View more from New York

I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.

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(314): View more from Missouri

Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee

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(937): View more from Ohio

also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.

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(252): View more from North Carolina

McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human

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(515): View more from Iowa

Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.

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