yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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