Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
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