I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Randomize
