so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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