I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
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