About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
He felt like a one man threesome
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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