why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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