am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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