Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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