i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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