just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
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