Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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