I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Randomize
