What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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