I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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