Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
So apparently I’m into choking now
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