everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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