i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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