I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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