You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
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