you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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