You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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