sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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