I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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