Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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