Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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