what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Randomize