Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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