just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
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