I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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