I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Randomize