so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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