i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Randomize
