Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
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