the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
My liver just had a heart attack.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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