I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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