i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize