This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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