I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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