he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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