no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
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