YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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