Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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