Kiss
Puke
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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