I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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