its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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