so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
